The most famous LaserTron event ever and probably one of the more memorable events for me and I'm sure many others. Enjoy!
Mo Memories from Da Koz. (English Translation: More Memories from Scott Kozlowski)
LaSeRtRoN: the day Keith almost got his ass kicked in by me =)
Once upon a time, there were 2 boys, named Bucky (the webmaster) and Night-Hawk (Mark Roetzer). They decide it would be cool to see off a stink bomb inside the lasertron playing area. During the 2nd game (out of 4) they planted the bomb. We got thrown out of the place because no one confessed. (Actully Keith confessed, but they didn't believe him)
There was a big arguement between us as a group and the Lasertron employees. This led up to Rebo almost having the cops called on him, but he was in the right to argue about getting his money back. After everyone left the building, I pulled the Asst. Manager over to talk and explain our point in a controlled manner. Scott, the Asst. Manager was nice enough to give me 10 minutes to have a discussion about the matter. Subsequently, he gave me 20 certificates to give out to people.
Still upset, I wanted to kill Keith and the next night, at a Pizza event, I took a look at him, he made a comment, and I walked out the door, so I wouldn't kill him, but Octavian (Matthew Monin) calmed me down, took me back in, and stayed away from Keith.
After all of this, Night-Hawk set off the bomb, and I gave out Lasertron passes to people who claimed them, and the rest were sold for and the money was donated to a fund of MY CHOICE! *grin*
Written by Koz, 7/11/97
sek@eng.buffalo.edu
Ok now MY side of the story as it REALLY happened... =)
Yes I had the stink bomb and I admit it. I also had fireworks that night but realized I could really get into trouble for that. I think everyone knew that I had the stinkbomb because my stupid ass was showing it off to everyone. Well it got to the second game and I didn't really want to break the thing open so I gave it to my friend Mark. So he ran over to the corner and threw it. Well a couple minutes later the whole damn place got stunk up and the game stopped.
The refs had said that they knew someone set off a stink bomb and we were all going to get thrown out UNLESS someone confessed to it. Well this went on for a few minutes and everyone was looking at me. I even remember Alex, The Al-Mighty giving me this death look. So I stepped up and said I did it. Everyone on my team was like "it's about time." Except the ref told me I didn't do it and not to confess for something I didn't do. I couldn't really argue it so I just stepped back. Well they still threw us out and I thought someone was going to get arrested for killing someone. We all argued until they were going to call the cops, they may have even called them but most of us took off before we could find out.
I don't remember what we did afterwards but I'm sure we went to Perkins like we always did. As Scott said he stayed back and talked to the manager about the whole ordeal and even told the guy I admitted but they didn't believe me. It seemed like Koz was pissed at me forever about the whole thing and then I thought he was going to kill me at the Heat Wave Pizza night. I guess he finally took the baby bottle out of his mouth and grew up! =) (he's gonna kill me for that statement but he won't give my phone number to his sister so too bad!) [i'm just kidding by the way, he deserved to be pissed].
- Keith
bucky@buffnet.net